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I've got short black hair, green eyes, 38C, 5 feet 8 inches and in good physical shape. I go alone because no onelse want to get out mid week, so whatever. I don't even know how to two step or any of that crap and I usually just out and walk around the place, make small talk, or go upstairs and shoot pool. I am probably deep in a depression due to the divorce, so I've got no game with the ladies at this time anyway. It's strictly to get out of the house and feel a part of something. After the wet T-shirt contest, I'm sitting Horny women in Snydertown a table, around 1am, feeling buzzed and I this very nice looking brunette walking around, flirting and such and Keep my eye on her for a while.

Finally she is sitting in one place for more than minutes and I say to my self "what the heck, just say hi". I do just that and ask if she is alone and if she is would she like a drink? She accepts and we begin talking but I'm failry certain she is gonna get up after the drink and split. But instead she is asking alot, and I mean alot of questions about me and her spanish accent is driving me nuts. Why am I here alone, I'm a cute guy etc etc. She has switched into full on freak mode and I'm lovin it.

She turns aroudn and we start making out and she is feeling me up getting me nice and hard right there. The music switches again and we leave the dance floor and have another beer or two, and as it gets close to closing time we leave and I take her to her rental car. We make out a little more in the parking lot and at one point she asks why PA so shy. I ask what she means and she ust smiles.

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There you have it, I kinda wanted kids and that wasn't happening for me. I wanted love as well, and couldn't seem to find it.

I likely make less money than you, so now I have to fall back on what I know I can provide. I'll continue to work for beer money, though.

No bonbons for me. So I will change your tires in the rain.

I will snake your drains. I cook and do dishes, I know, right?. I'll do all the driving, and build your dream bathroom for you in under 3 months. I can hold my own in a polite conversation about politics. I will get along fine with your parents, so long as you're older than 33 or so.

No problem! I don't have it in me to cheat, or hit you, or spit in the street. I hate clowns just like you, albeit not as deeply. I have a minimum need for assault rifles and tin hats, but am remarkably resilient and resourceful in crisis. I know which little shoots in the forest have starchy roots, and have a knack for finding water. I don't go to strip clubs or play golf. Hell, I even go to yoga now. I have no. I am a Cat Person and wear clean underwear. My teeth are white and I have insurance. I am maybe slightly better than average looking, but that hasn't gotten me anywhere.

Hence the basics. If you're ready to embrace, twice a week on average, the Subaru Forester of men, then I'm here for you! Advertising my many finer points seems ludicrous since they don't include being a world traveler in the last ten years, tall or dark, or "professional," whatever that means. Maybe if things go well you would discover said finer points in time, but I'm kinda done leading with them since all my competition seem to be taking dating steroids. Character and empathy and listening only count in round 2, when shallow, unhappy couples enter counseling.

You and I would never get there, because we would be happy from Day 1 with our simple expectations. I'm nothing like the woman who wrote a book about creating 12 fake men online and spending a month conversing with scores of women in order to spy on what they were up to. I'll pretty much throw it out PA and see what happens. I remember the gleaming moments of serendipity in my life. You would be one of them. So what would I get out PA this bargain? I'd like to be needed and appreciated, and every once in Horny women in Snydertown while adored. I'd nurture a kid or two, caulk the windows, and keep an eye on soot in the chimney.

I'll disagree with you often enough that you know you can trust my opinion, and that it will help keep you centered. Then we could grow old together and learn each others' jokes, and walk hand in hand. Wouldn't that be sweet? Lonely lady ready casual sex dating adult message Lonely woman ready dating overweight dating was tongue in cheek.

And, I am not getting CS, so how could I use it for luxuries? Your assumptions, I guess. The CS money was used for the expenses only school supplies, camp, boyscout expenses, after school activities, music lessions, etc.

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